The Humans Are Coming!
To: All Shifterville Residents
From: David Peacock, Mayor
As Shifterville prepares itself for its newest, and first human, residents, I would like to remind you of the challenges our town faces in the coming months.
Because it is absolutely critical the humans remain unaware of our existence, we must work together to ensure our newest residents never discover our secret. This work begins now, as we prepare for their arrival.
Therefore, please adhere to the following rules as we begin our preparations.
The following is a list of the buildings that will be remodeled this summer, to ensure a more human-friendly town environment. Please have patience with the crews as they carry out this very important work.
Shiffer Veterinarian Office
Shiffer Café and Restaurant
Shiffer Town Hall
Shiffer Sherriff’s Department
Shiffer Ice Cream Parlor
Additionally, a new bowling alley and movie theater will be built off the square on Main Street. We have it on good authority these are highly popular, human entertainments. Once construction is complete, we hope families will participate in these human entertainments, so as to give them an authentic, well-used air.
Thank you for your adherence to these rules and your assistance in this difficult process.
A.J. Culey was not born a shifter, much to her dismay. Despite her limitations as a human, she enjoys spending time with cats, bunnies and other animals. She hasn’t met a shifter yet, nor has she had any antlers spontaneously appear in any classroom she’s taught in, but she hasn’t given up hope that it might one day happen. In the meantime, she has fun writing about the possibilities.